Figure 3.45: Mummy Search Report

time (sentic cycles) . 0 2.5e-005 5e-005 7.5e-005 0.0001 0.000125 0.00015 0.000175 0.0002 0.000225 0.00025 0.000275 0.0003 0.000325 0.00035 0.000375 0.0004 0.000425 0.00045 0.000475 0.0005 0.000525 0.00055 0.000575 0.0006 0.000625 0.00065 0.000675 0.0007 0.000725 0.00075 0.000775 0.0008 0.000825 0.00085 0.000875 0.0009 0.000925 0.00095 0.000975 0.001 0.001025 0.00105 0.001075 0.0011 0.001125 0.00115 0.001175 0.0012 0.001225 0.00125 0.001275 0.0013 0.001325 0.00135 0.001375 0.0014 0.001425 0.00145 0.001475

Drift of Transmigrating Mummy through Etheric Packetspace -4e-005 -3e-005 -2e-005 -1e-005 -3.38813e-1e-005 2e-005 3e-005 4e-005 | | | | | | | | | | | | ***************** ******************** ************************* *********************** ********************** @@@ ****************** @@@@ ****** @@@@ @ @@ *** @@@@ @@@@ * @@@@ @ ** @@@@ @ ** @@@@@ ** @@@@@@ *** @@@@ *** @@@@ ** @@@@ ** @@@ ***** @@ *** @@@ **** @@@@ ********* @@@ *************** @ *********************************** @@ ******************************************** @@ **************************************************@@******* **************************************************@********************* *************************************************@********************************** ************************************************@***** **()************************************** @ **************************** @ ********************** @ **************** @ *********** @ ****** (Shrimphead) ****** (galaxy) @ *** *** @ *** ** @ ** ** * * * ** * @ * * * ** ***** @ **** *** *** ****** ************ ********* @ ************* ********** **** | | | | | | | | | | | | -1.1 -0.88 -0.66 -0.44 -00.22 0.0 0.22 0.44 0.66 0.88 1.1

Snark system output, hunting mode

Legend: Star Jelly plasm cloud = * (sexy asters) Ectoplasmic trail = @

Spacemummy, this is Mummyship, please respond. Spacemummy, this is Mummyship, please respond.

Ejection of pre-compost matter accomplished. Watermelonseed slipspace vector. Finer oh niner. Target: starjelly liner--> randyvous Jupter trojan Eno. rance and r3dqu33n: check. Inflatobrain: bonnyday. End.

Figure 3.3: Spin Gradient Bug Vector, or, how the Boojum took over

time (sentic cycles) . 0 2.5e-005 5e-005 7.5e-005 0.0001 0.000125 0.00015 0.000175 0.0002 0.000225 0.00025 0.000275 0.0003 0.000325 0.00035 0.000375 0.0004 0.000425 0.00045 0.000475 0.0005 0.000525 0.00055 0.000575 0.0006 0.000625 0.00065 0.000675 0.0007 0.000725 0.00075 0.000775 0.0008 0.000825 0.00085 0.000875 0.0009 0.000925 0.00095 0.000975 0.001 0.001025 0.00105 0.001075 0.0011 0.001125 0.00115 0.001175 0.0012 0.001225 0.00125 0.001275 0.0013 0.001325 0.00135 0.001375 0.0014 0.001425 0.00145 0.001475 . . . . . . . . .

Reduced to Two Dimensions to Enhance your Confusion : Path of Mummyship is Z, Boojum is asterisk -4e-005 -3e-005 -2e-005 -1e-005 -3.38813e-1e-005 2e-005 3e-005 4e-005 | | | | | | | | | | | | x The ship comes close * x to the plasma lips :::* Z Oh golly, the entire crew and passengers x of the starJelly :::::* Z excuse themselves to the bog x :::::*** Z or have at it right where they stand, x ::::::: * Z the tendrils of orgone wrapping around x brief period ::::::: ** Z their wherewithal, like a psychic octopus. xxx of snarkolepsy ::::::: * Z xxx (snark-orgone mix) ::::::: ** Z xxx ::::::*** Z xxx :::*** Z xxx **:: Z xxx **::::: Z xxx ***::::::: Z if this ship's a roggin xxx ***::::::::::: Z don't come a knoggin x *** ::::::::::: Z x * ::::::::::: Z x ** ::::::::::: Z strange plumber appears x *** ::::::::::: Z xxx *****:::::: Z xxx Mummy drops his bandages ***:*: Z Swinging it wide, like a door xxx (Mummy, not shown) :::::::*** Z but the ship arcs x :::::::::::::::****** Z and heads on in x :::::::::::::::::::::: ***Z*** first contact with boojum xxx ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Z ******* boojum deflects xxx :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Z:: ****** ship dives into StarJelly xxxxx ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Z:::: ***** like a dolphin xxxxxxx ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Z::::::: ***** playing in the surf xxxxxxxxx :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::ZZ:::::::::: *** xxxxxxxxxxx ::::::::Somewhere:::::::::::::::ZZZ:::::::::::: ** proly could have missed it xxxxxxxxxxx :::::::::::::::in:::::::::::::::::ZZ::::::::::::::: * but boojums are fast xxxxxxxxxxxxx :::::::::::the:::heart:::::::::::ZZZ:::::::::::::::: *** xxxxxxxxxxxxx ::::::of:::::the:::::::::::ZZZ::::::::::::::::: ***** xxxxxxxxxxxxx ::::::::starJelly::::::ZZ:::::::::::::::::: ***** xxxxxxxxxxxxx ::::::::::::::::::::Z:::::::::::::::::: ****** xxxdoubtxxxxx Bx ::::::::::::::ZZ::::::::::::::: ****** xxxxxxxxxxxxx (snark drive all gunky)::::::::::Z:::::::::::::: ******* Sinc(t) xxxxxxxxxxxxx ::::::Z::::::::::****** Main Lobe of the Jelly xxxxxxxxxxxxx ::Z:::::****** where parasites often hide xxxxxxxxxxxxx Z** #! boojum intercepts xxxxxxxxxxxxx ***:Z::::: xxxxxxxxxxxxx ***:::Z:::::: xannoyancexxx *** :::Z::::::: xxxxxxxxxxxxx * ::::Z:::::: xxxxxxxxxxxxx ** :::::Z::::: boojum travels along xxxxxxxxxxxx *** :::::Z::::: exhaust of the of the Snark drive xxxxxxxxxx ***::::Z:::: xxxxxxxxxxx SM: "What's going on?" ****::Z:: xxxxxxxxxxx plague of shrugging ***Z boojum begins to insinuate itself xxxxxxxxxxx ::Z* into the mummyship xxxxxxxxxxx ::Z::** xxxwexxxxxx :::Z:::** xxxxhatexxxxx :::Z::: ** crew gets tired, thirsty xxspacemummyxx :::Z::: * looking for "truffles" xxxxxxxxxxxx ::Z:::: ** xxxxxxxxxxx Mummy calls it a day ::Z::::** xxxxxxxxxxx :Z::*** xxxLJxxxxxx Z:** morale low xxxrevoltsxx Z:* CyborgBill dispenses treats xxxxxxxxxx Z:* boojum in complete control xxxxxxxxxx strange dream about plumber Z:* of communications | | | | | | | | | | | | -1.1 -0.88 -0.66 -0.44 -00.22 0.0 0.22 0.44 0.66 0.88 1.1 Legend: The path of the Boojum = * (aster) The path of the Mummyship = Z Doubt Index = x (this is where number of LJers doubt Spacemummy's sanity or existence) Star Jelly plasm cloud = : (colonic, high)

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